You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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