Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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