Are we in a gay sports bar?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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