If that was your dad, he is hot
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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