Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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