trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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