The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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