The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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