come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Your cock deserves a montage
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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