And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
