We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
