i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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