Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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