Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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