I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
