Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
what day is it and did you see me today?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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