I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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