I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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