If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How does one acquire holy water?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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