He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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