I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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