she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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