Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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