How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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