K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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