Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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