If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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