I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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