Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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