i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
