Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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