She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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