how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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