i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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