why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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