Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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