K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
where am i from again
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I got inside last night via doggy door
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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