): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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