There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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