a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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