You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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