My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
