return my video game
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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