Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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