So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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