You surviving the open bar?
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Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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