there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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