I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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