Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
nutella sex= disaster
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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