Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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