She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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