PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Help. Why am I so naked?
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