Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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