dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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