omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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